Hello World

Hey gooner,

Welcome to goonOS. This is a project a couple months in the making and I'm excited to finally share it with you. goonOS is a concept for an operating system with one goal: to help you masturbate and watch Porn more.

The technology we use every day has become more powerful than anyone could have imagined 20 or even 10 years ago. With that, there are a lot of people working hard to optimize it for the interests of corporations and politicians. Every company has teams of tens, if not hundreds of engineers who study how to manipulate behavior. These people are working full time to serve their corporate interests, namely:

• Getting you to spend more time looking at ads they've auctioned to the highest bidder. The more you scroll, the more they know about you, the better they can predict your behavior, the higher the price they can charge.

• Showing you content that makes you angry, scared, or afraid because the algorithms have determined that keeps you scrolling more than content that makes you happy.

goonOS says fuck that, my technology is for PORN.

This site will contain pages with information on how to get the most out of your technology and set up the porn machines of your (wet) dreams. Turning the phone in your pocket into a full fledged goon copilot.

So lean back, pick a page that catches your penis's interest, and let goonOS change your life one porn optimization at a time.

Happy bating!
– Goof